Day: January 24, 2025

1959 Chevrolet Corvette C1 convertible, red classic car with chrome grille and whitewall tires, parked on a city street.
Planned Giving Marketing
Viken Mikaelian

Gifts of Appreciated Stuff Are Much Appreciated

  Don’t Keep Them Bottled Up! Some of you who never read Forbes Magazine might think it’s just a stuffy business periodical designed for men in gray suits who dream in pie charts. But how stuffy can a magazine really be when it runs a glowing feature on “investment-grade” Scotch whisky? That’s right. Investment-grade. As in, the kind of Scotch that doesn’t go in your liquor cabinet so much as your portfolio. Because apparently, in today’s world, a bottle of booze might outperform your 401(k. And with dollar values per fifth reaching into the five and six figures, what nonprofit wouldn’t appreciate a donation of such a very special bottle of, shall we say, “liquid assets”? The Fine Art of Gifting Booze (No, Really) When canny marketers decide to pull the cork on high-end snob appeal, the sky’s the limit — at least for them. Me? My personal Scotch budget caps out at $45 a bottle, and only if I’m feeling especially flush or it’s payday. But the players in this new savory game usually add a couple extra zeroes to so minuscule an amount that it might as well be lint. And they’re a perfect example of the kind of collectible gifts you, dear fundraiser, should not only accept at your nonprofit, but actively encourage. Because if someone wants to give you a tax-deductible bottle of Glenfiddich that could double as a down payment on a Tesla, well, you’d better have a nice display case — or at the very least, a strong lock on your wet bar. Padlock Your Wet Bar Let’s get specific. Here’s a little taste (pun intended) of just how outlandish — and delicious — this world can get. Take the Annie Liebovitz Scotch Collection, for example. Yes, that Annie Liebovitz. The one who photographs celebrities in flowing gowns and tortured lighting. For a mere $2,750, you not only get a bottle of Scotch, but also a limited-edition print by the legendary photographer. Imagine sipping your Scotch under the soulful gaze of a black-and-white print of Patti Smith, while contemplating how your nonprofit can turn booze into an endowment. Other more “robust” examples: Macallan 1926 Fine and Rare – $75,000 Dalmore ‘64 Trinitas – $160,100 Glenfiddich 1937 – $71,700 And no, those aren’t typos. That’s not the value of a case — that’s per bottle. It makes your cousin’s “top-shelf” $38 bottle of Glenlivet look like Capri Sun at a frat party. Back in 2012, traffic in such tasty trifles was up 550% over 2008, and according to Andy Simpson, founder of Whiskey Highland (which sounds like either a hedge fund or a Netflix crime series), the top 250 bottles delivered 206% appreciation over that four-year period. If your retirement portfolio looked like that, you wouldn’t be reading this article — you’d be on a yacht off Sardinia sipping from a bottle of that Dalmore ‘64 Trinitas. And if you’re looking to take your obsession to new heights — or depths, depending on how you frame it — there’s always New York’s “1494” whiskey club, where a collector’s membership runs a modest $25,000. As Forbes says (probably while swirling a Glencairn glass), “And if the rare-whiskey market should collapse? Just drink your losses.” Try that with your crypto portfolio. A Toast to Fundraising Relevance Now before you lunge for your rolodex in search of your wealthiest alcoholic donor, take a deep breath. The real point here isn’t to build your organization’s next capital campaign around single malts (though let’s admit, that would be fun). It’s to recognize that gifts of personal property — appreciated “stuff” — are a seriously underutilized goldmine for fundraising. Because let’s face it: donors are sitting on a mountain of high-value personal property, most of it collecting dust — or accruing storage fees — and they’d often love nothing more than to make it someone else’s problem in a tax-efficient way. That “someone else” could be you. Sure, a Glenfiddich ’37 might be a stretch. But how about: A 1955 Corvette gathering cobwebs in a suburban garage? A piece of original artwork too large for the donor’s new minimalist condo? The world’s second-largest collection of porcelain frogs (the first-largest, obviously, already lives at the Smithsonian)? A vintage sailboat that hasn’t seen the water since the Clinton administration? All of these — and more — can be transformed from burdensome belongings into major gifts. Just make sure your development office knows how to handle the paperwork, and preferably doesn’t have a fear of amphibians. Ask the Expert: Insights from the Late Brian Sagrestano To make sure we’re not just talking out of our Glencairn glasses, I turned to someone who actually knows what he’s doing: Brian Sagrestano, who specializes in complex gifts and doesn’t bat an eye when the conversation turns to art, autos, or ancient alcohol. Here’s what he had to say: “Any asset can be donated. The question is whether it can be deducted. But I work on gifts of highly appreciated collectibles all the time. Say the donor has an asset, like a bottle of wine, which is highly appreciated. The donor has it appraised and then donates it. The deduction is based on a qualified appraisal unless the charity cannot use the asset for a purpose related to its charitable mission (this is called the ‘related use rule’). But in positive-speak, if the charity can use it for a purpose related to its mission, deduction is based on the appraisal. If the charity cannot, deduction is limited to the donor’s cost basis (what the donor paid for it).” Translation: If your museum receives a vintage typewriter used by Hemingway, you’re golden. If your cat shelter gets a signed Picasso… well, it’s still great — just don’t expect the donor to get full deduction credit unless you’re planning to hang it in the kitty lounge. The “Related Use Rule,” or How to Keep Your Sailboat from Sinking Your Tax Strategy Brian’s explanation hinges on what’s known as the

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What every modern fundraiser thinks they need to become after addressing a donor as “Mr.” instead of “Dr.”. Spoiler: You don’t.
Planned Giving Marketing
Viken Mikaelian

Don’t Apologize. Cash the Check.

Originally Published September 16, 2010. Updated for January, 2025. Apology Not Accepted: Why You Shouldn’t Beg for Forgiveness in Fundraising A few years back, I was lying on a beach with my wife, margarita in hand, enjoying the sound of the waves and the luxury of ignoring my phone. Naturally, that’s when it rang. On the other end was a client, panic vibrating through his voice like a dentist drilling too close to the nerve. “I’m going to have to apologize to all of them,” he moaned. “In fact, I’m writing the apology letter now.” “To who? About what?” I asked, already mentally preparing to cancel my vacation. We had just designed a planned giving brochure for him, and it was going out to over 22,000 of his prospects. My stomach twisted like a corkscrew—I was sure we had screwed it up. But (thankfully for me), it wasn’t our fault. The mail house had botched the cover letter, addressing it to “Mr. and Mrs.” instead of “Dr. and Mrs.” A capital fundraising mistake (or offense) apparently—especially since this particular mailing was targeting alumni of a prestigious medical school. Cue end-of-the-world music. This fundraiser was convinced that unless he groveled in public, careers would end, reputations would be ruined, and Twitter mobs (okay, mailing list mobs) would descend. So I offered him sympathy. And advice. And another margarita. “Don’t apologize.” Yes, I said it. Don’t. Apologize. (Some people say I’ve perfected the art of not apologizing. Those people aren’t all friends… but they’re not entirely wrong either.) The Apology Industrial Complex I understood why he felt the need to send out a soggy “We’re terribly sorry we didn’t validate your full academic pedigree” letter. After all, we now live in an age where microaggressions get more airtime than macro-accomplishments, and an honest oversight is treated like a hate crime. But here’s the truth: most recipients wouldn’t notice the mistake. An even larger chunk wouldn’t care. And if he sent out an apology? He’d only be highlighting the error—possibly irritating more people than he calmed. “Let it go,” I told him. “If someone really cares, they’ll write in and you can apologize personally. Quietly. Directly. Like a rational adult.” Plot Twist: The ‘Offended’ Gave More So did anyone complain? Sure. A handful. And here’s the punchline: three of the people who complained included donation checks in the same envelope. One for $2,000.One for $4,000.One for $6,000. Yes, really. That little salutation “catastrophe” earned him an extra $10,000. Oh, and the campaign as a whole? 26% response rate. To this day, I can’t explain why it worked so well. Maybe the unintended slight gave it an air of authenticity. Maybe it struck the right balance of formality and fallibility. Maybe—just maybe—people don’t actually want every message sterilized and scrubbed by a committee before reaching their mailbox. Imagine that. When Mistakes Become Marketing This isn’t an isolated case. Another fundraiser once mailed a letter that was supposed to include a brochure. It didn’t. The brochure never made it into the envelopes. Sounds like a disaster, right? Wrong. Just the opposite that created an opportunity. The missing brochure prompted recipients to reach out and ask for one. Which meant the development office got personal interaction with dozens of prospects they would have otherwise never heard from. More connection. More conversation. More donations. You can’t plan this stuff. You can’t predict it. But you can learn something from it: Don’t lead with panic. Don’t amplify problems that most people would overlook. Don’t assume that every mistake needs a groveling public mea culpa. And please—for the love of fundraising—don’t let fear of offending someone with a Harvard M.D. lead you to cripple a good campaign. So What’s the Lesson? Screw-ups happen. You’ll mistype a title, forget a brochure, or trigger someone’s inner grievance committee. Relax. You’re not performing surgery. You’re raising money. And sometimes—brace yourself—a little imperfection works in your favor. Just don’t be so quick to flagellate yourself in public. That’s not leadership. That’s theater. And last I checked, you weren’t running a drama club—you’re running a fundraising program. The next time you’re tempted to hit “send” on that mass apology, ask yourself: Is this about them… or is it about me trying to win points in a game no one’s actually playing? Then go pour a margarita. You’ve earned it. But there are some mistakes that would turn off donors. And you should be aware of them.

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Wills
Viken Mikaelian

Caring for Pets in Your Will: A Comprehensive Guide

Our pets are more than just companions—they’re family, and they deserve love and care even after we’re gone. With thoughtful planning, you can ensure their future is secure by naming a trusted guardian, allocating resources, and including them in your will. It’s an act of love that provides peace of mind, knowing your loyal friends will be safe and cherished, no matter what happens. Don’t leave their future to chance—start planning today to protect the ones who depend on you most.

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